True Confessions Friday:: If it still has eyeballs, I won’t eat it!

At first, I was a little nervous when I ordered lobster.  It was pricey, but I was in Cape Cod, and when in Massachusetts…you know what I mean.  Since I like shrimp, crab, and a few other “fishy” items, I thought lobster would be no big deal.  After all, lobster bisque is tasty, isn’t it?

My anticipation grew as I hear the snap, crackle, pop of other diners tearing into their bright red shellfish.  This was exciting, like being in a movie, where people go out and eat lobster.  Usually my idea of a nice dinner out is TGI Friday’s.  But here I was in Cape Cod with my best friend enjoying the finer things in life, complete with a glass of free water!  Yup, I was living it up.

That is, until my meal actually arrived.  I liked my “tool basket” for lobster dissection; it came with bib that read, ‘Time to Get Crackin’.” I tied on my ultra-fashionable bib and got ready to chow down.  I looked at my lobster (who I’ve decided to call “Gus”).  There were these little black specks that resembled eyes on his lobster face.  Hmm, I thought, that’s weird.  No self-respecting dining establishment would serve food with eyeballs sill intact, I reasoned, as I poked at the black dot with my fork.  All of a sudden Gus’ eyeball—yes, his EYEBALL—shot out of his eye.  If there was a sound effect, it would have been, “BOING!”  Horrified, I grabbed a piece of lettuce and covered up Gus’ face.  I felt as though I might throw up.

I hurriedly began to shovel lobster meat into my mouth.  I needed to eat Gus–and fast– before I lost my nerve.  Normal people eat lobster dinners (even the eyeballs) all the time, and by golly, I was going to be a normal person.  I paused and noticed that Gus’ claws were lying next to him on the plate.  It was supposed to have aesthetic appeal I guess.  To me, it just seemed cruel to cut off Gus’ arms and then use them as plate décor.  I told my best friend, Sarah, as much when she informed me I should eat the claws.  Oh.  I  strengthened my resolve and focused on the task at hand—I had to crack this thing open and eat the meat inside.  As I attempted to “get crackin’” on Gus’ claw, his eye inadvertently came uncovered.

There he was, lying on my plate, in a sea of lettuce watching me crack open his claw.  I let out a shriek and began to pack stuffing and vegetables around his head.  As I threw lettuce onto the pile, I observed Gus’ little lobster legs.  OMIGOSH! He has legs!  And eyes!  And antennas!  It was all too real for me. I ripped off my bib and used it to cover my plate, out of respect for Gus.

Other diners happily dismembered their lobsters—even sucking juice from the legs. These weren’t normal people; they were savages.  We weren’t trapped in the wilderness; we were at a fine dining establishment!  But I was the outsider—the non-lobster lover—who was grateful to pay the bill and leave.

Sarah, who went the safe route with lobster ravioli, thought the entire situation was down-right hilarious.  In the midst of my horror, new laughter emerged from the other side of the dinner table.  While she wasn’t particularly supportive during the actual event (it’s hard to offer words of encouragement when one is laughing that hard—it sounds insincere), she did buy me a burger on the way back to the hotel.

The burger, by the way, was delicious.  And more importantly, it didn’t have eyeballs…at least while I was eating it.

National Adoption Month:: Learning to be Human

November is National Adoption Month here in the states, so to celebrate I think we should all go out and adopt a child.  Just kidding, that would take months and months.  I mean, adopting a child is a little more complicated than picking up a kitten at the humane society.  But wouldn’t it be lovely if we all had the resources to start the adoption process this month?  Even though most of us probably can’t adopt (or foster) a child right now, we can be praying for kids waiting for homes; individuals, couples, and families in the process of or considering adoption; and for the case workers working with both sides.

Since my best friend Sarah transferred to the adoption unit over two years ago, I’ve learned a lot about adoption.  Most of the children Sarah works with are older kids whose parents have had their rights terminated as a last resort.  These are kids who have been in and out of foster care for years, who have been returned home and then removed again.  They have been hurt by those who should have loved them the most and an imperfect system has only added to their alienation. This doesn’t sound like a ringing endorsement for adoption, does it?

Here’s the thing—just because a child is difficult does not mean that he or she is defective.  When I hear about these kids, something stirs up inside me that screams, “Then I will show that kid the love she never had!”  It’s not an easy path.  I guess that’s why most people want babies—less emotional baggage, but—oh man!—lots of poopy diapers.

John Cusack and Bobby Coleman star in MARTIAN CHILD

Over the weekend, Sarah and I watched Martian Child starring John Cusack, his sister Joan, and Amanda Peet.  The story follows famed science-fiction author David Gordon (John Cusack) as he decides to adopt a young boy who thinks he is from Mars.  While the movie makers have taken liberty with the actual adoption process (i.e., sending a social worker for an unannounced visit, not setting up in-home services, and other “behind the scenes” stuff), Martian Child is still a pretty good flick.

Here’s a summation of the plot courtesy of Wikipedia.com, “David Gordon (John Cusack), a popular science fiction author, lost his wife Mary when they were trying to adopt a child. Two years later, David is finally matched with a young boy named Dennis (Bobby Coleman). Socially awkward, Dennis believes he is from Mars and only goes outdoors when under the cover of a large box to block out the sun’s harmful rays. Although initially hesitant to adopt a boy by himself, David recognizes a part of him in Dennis and slowly coaxes him out of the box and into his home.

With the help of David’s friend Harlee (Amanda Peet) and sister Liz (played by Cusack’s real life sister Joan), David and Dennis begin an arduous process of learning about each other, from Dennis’ incessant photo-taking habits, his inclination to eat only Lucky Charms, and his perpetual stealing, to David’s continuing love of his wife, his love of baseball and his own struggles to be accepted by others.

As David teaches Dennis how to be an ‘earthling’, both earns each others’ trust and eventually, they find someone who loves them unequivocally.”

The whole concept is fascinating to me because how many children in foster care waiting to be adopted feel like Martians?  How many think that no one loves or wants them?  Foster families try, but the homes are temporary at best.  Instead of dealing with that reality, Dennis creates his own.  He’s on a mission from Mars, so naturally his housing situation is temporary.  He has to collect data, learn about humans, and then he will be taken back to his permanent home.  The problem is that Dennis knows deep down that he’s not from Mars; he just can’t bear to be a resident of Planet Earth.

Martian Child is chock full of great lines including a conversation between David and Dennis that takes place after David discovers his new son has been stealing items in the house for observation purposes.  David asks him, “What are you doing?”

“Learning,” Dennis replies.

“Learning what?”

“Learning how to be a human, how to be part of a family.”

Oh, man!  That line just hits me in the gut!  I mean, it sounds like something we’re all trying to do—adopted or not, child or not, parent or not—we’re all trying to learn how to be human and how to be part of our families!  It is a never-ending experience!

Dennis also sports a gravity belt (batteries duct taped to an old belt) that keeps him from floating into outer space—a sign that shows Dennis does want to remain on Earth.  His social worker points out, “He probably thinks he’s going to float away because he’s intelligent and sees how people and things are temporary.”  Oh, Dennis, how I understand!

After an argument with David, Dennis decides the Martians are calling him home and climbs a water tower to meet his family in the sky.  But it is David who climbs the water tower to meet Dennis.  Once David finally convinces Dennis that he’s just a little boy, the child asks why his family would leave him.  Then John Cusack-as-David utters one of the best cinematic lines ever, “Because they’re stupid!”  David lists Dennis’ many fine qualities and finishes his monologue with this promise, “There’s nothing you could do that would ever change the way I feel about you.”  The music swells and we know there’s a happy ending in sight.

While Dennis’ story is a happy one, it is also a fictional one (based on the award-winning novella by real-life science fiction writer, David Gerrold).  There are a lot of interesting kids right here in the United States that would love to be welcomed into the loving arms of a parent—so they can learn how to be human and how to be part of a family.

For more information on adoptions in the United States, head on over to AdoptUSKids.org.  Pennsylvania residents, you can check out AdoptPAkids.org to learn about kids who are looking for families.  Prayerfully consider if God would have you adopt one of His beloved children.

Free Song Download:: “Don’t You Know You’re Beautiful” – Seabird

Seabird is back with a new single entitled “Don’t You Know You’re Beautiful” which hit all digital outlets November 3. The track is pulled off of their sophomore album, Rocks Into Rivers, which releases on December 15. And now you have the chance to download “Don’t You Know You’re Beautiful” here!

A follow up to Seabird’s 2008 critically acclaimed label debut, ‘Til We See The Shore, Rocks Into Rivers features top-notch production by Paul Moak (Mat Kearney, Sixpence None The Richer) and Matt Hales from Aqualung. The band split its time between Ocean Studios in Los Angeles and The Smoakstack in Nashville, honing what brothers Aaron and Ryan Morgan are calling their most exciting project to date.

Cincinnati-based Seabird comprises brothers Aaron (vocals/keys) and Ryan (guitar) Morgan as well as Preston Lane (drums). The band signed with Credential Recordings in late 2007 and released its debut label project,‘Til We See The Shore, June 24, 2008. A collaborative effort with producers Jacquire King (Modest Mouse, Kings Of Leon, Tom Waits, Switchfoot) and Allen Salmon (Mute Math), the album received phenomenal national publicity, featured on episodes of “Numb3rs,” “Grey’s Anatomy,” and promos for ABC’s 12-time Emmy-nominated series, “Pushing Daisies.” The band was also recognized by its hometown as “Artist of the Year” at the 2008 Cincinnati Entertainment Awards and toured with artists including Barcelona, Meese, and Jars of Clay throughout the spring and summer of 2009. (Read Backseat Writer’s interview with Seabird’s Aaron Morgan, “Seabird Sees The Shore“!)

LISTEN TO AND/OR DOWNLOAD “Don’t You Know You’re Beautiful” BY SEABIRD HERE! (This will take you to an external link.)

Amy’s Trip to Florida, Part 1

During the last week of October, I went to Florida with my mom and my best friend, Sarah.  We had a great time laughing, swimming, exploring, and letting our hair down–so to speak!  Getting a sinus/double ear infection on the way back was not so fun, but hey, at least I wasn’t gagging up phlegm in Florida, right?  Anyway, I wanted to share a few of our trip pics, many of these are intimate nature shots from Homosassa Springs–a wildlife preserve that has…wait for it…MANATEES! Enjoy! More Homosassa Springs and other trip pics next week!

Someone told me that manatees look like potatoes floating in water.  Yeah, this manatee definitely has that floating potato look.

Flapping’s more fun with friends.

Pretty Pets in Costumes with a Pumpkin, Take 2

After deciding to adorn my pumpkin with a bow, I decided to adorn my pets with their Halloween costumes.  Yes, I put my dogs in Halloween costumes–not only at Halloween, but also sometimes just for fun.  And, of course, I took pictures.  Maddy the Shih Tzu (white/gray)  loves dressing up while Cassie the Peekapoo (tan)  detests it and neither dog is fond of wearing hats.  Despite all the tomfoolery, I was able to get both dogs and the pumpkin in some pictures!

It only took 20 minutes to get this shot…sheesh! Maddy looks like she’s turning into a vamp puppy.

Cassie gives up the fight and sits nicely for her picture.

Then Maddy intruded into Cassie’s portrait.

A quick shot of Maddy before she ripped off her hat and started chewing on it. Yes, she needs a haircut!

My Pretty Pumpkin

We’ve had the pumpkin for over a few weeks now sitting on the floor in a plastic bag.  Since I’m back from my whirlwind Florida trip and sick as a dog, I decided it was finally time to decorate that bad boy. Using a Sharpie marker, metallic star stickers, and glittery fairy stickers, I made this::

Then Maddy the Shih Tzu came to investigate::

Not wanting to be left out, Cassie the Peekapoo came over, too, which caused Maddy to start break dancing.  Then both dogs ran over to start playing–no doubt high on Sharpie marker fumes.

Return of Weird Wednesday

Wednesdays are tough, you know?  It’s plopped smack dab in the middle of the week–two days down and two more to go.  I know lately I haven’t been posting weird things on Wednesdays to get you kids motivated, but I will try my best.  Every Wednesday can’t be weird, but I can always try.

The two videos of weirdness come from the lovely Jenny B. Jones, who writes young adult fiction, you should visit her website because she’s pretty funny.  Anyway, thanks to Jenny, we have some fodder to liven up our Wednesday.

The first video features two guys named Rhett and Link (website) who sing their order to a very astute Taco Bell employee.  Ha, I appreciate the $42 + change bill.

The next video is an office’s musical rendition of Backstreet Boys’ “I Want It That Way.”  Man, do all offices have cute nerdy guys like that? 

To Save A Life–the Movie & the Sonic Kitty

On Thursday evening, I attended a pre-screening of TO SAVE A LIFE, a film that delves into the lives of teenagers in crisis (suicide, pregnancy, divorce, cutting, bullying).  For now, all I will say about the film (which releases in January 2010) is:: it’s pretty good, has the potential to get teens (and adults) talking about crucial issues, and I love the kid who pours bacon bits on his ice cream cone while on a date.  Plus, the promo items, which include recycled pens made from wood and slap bracelets were top-notch.

Also, exciting was the opportunity to meet my pal, Lori Lenz, who I’ve been working with for quite a while, but never met face-to-face, until tonight.  I made her a scarf and she wore it all night!  Lori is ABSOLUTELY adorable, and if you get a chance to catch her at one of the TO SAVE A LIFE pre-screenings, you should give her a big hug from me!  And tell her that you love her scarf.

Lori and me! Look she's wearing the scarf I made!

Before we headed to Philly, Sarah and I made a pit stop in Levittown.  She had to do a work thing and dropped me off at the Super Wal-Mart.  After people-watching for an hour in the store, I decided to go outside to savor the beautiful fall weather.  I walked and walked and walked until I ended up at a Sonic clear across the parking lot.  As I sat down to read, I noticed a young tabby several yards away.  We eyeballed each other, and deeming me safe, the cat crept closer and closer until it was only two feet away. I beckoned the feline closer, but it maintained its distance.  Finally, I stood up, and it ran away to hang out in Parking Spot #1.

Philly Phever has even taken over Chik-Fil-A

So I asked two Sonic employees about the cat and they told me that it was there unofficial mascot.  Apparently, they called the humane society and other rescue organizations, but no one would come to take away the cats.  Cats?  You mean there’s more than one?  Yup, a whole family of felines lives in the weeds.

An old ship along the water front.

Over at Parking Spot #1, Miley the Cat (I named it Miley because “Party in the USA” was playing) was looking hopefully at a new family of diners. The poor thing probably survived on scraps thrown her way.  I considered ordering her a hot dog, but decided against it.  I knew I couldn’t take her with me, so I called my mom and asked her to pray for Miley the Cat.  My mom, who knows my love for animals, asked God to care for this sweet cat—that it might know the love of a family.

Be a hero & save Miley's life!

I don’t know what else to do, but tell you about Miley, show you his/her picture, and let you know where to go to claim a beautiful kitty that needs a home.  Miley the Cat is located at the Sonic along Route 13 in Levittown, PA at the Levittown Town Center Shopping Center.  If you can’t make Miley yours, please let someone know about  her/him because you can save a life.

Bible Review:: The Transformation Study Bible (NLT)

Writing a Bible review is a funny thing.  On one hand, I want to say, “Good job, God!  You did a smashing job on the New Testament!”  Being the best-selling book of all time, God knows His inspired Word is good stuff.  On the other hand, I have to consider how each Bible has been adapted through translation, notation, and explanation to aid in one’s study of the good book.  All these things come to mind as I introduce The Transformation Study Bible from David C. Cook Publishers.

The Transformation Study Bible’s general editor is renowned Bible teacher Dr. Warren W. Wiersbe, a former pastor at Chicago’s Moody Church.  A lifetime of study has gone into the commentaries, cross references, study notes, and concordance contained in this book.   Additionally, Wiersbe adds a touch of his “Be” series and “Catalyst” notes that encourage readers to apply Scripture to real-life situations.

Presented in the easy-to-read New Living Translation (NLT), The Transformation Study Bible is a good resource for Christians who want to dig deeper into their study and understanding of Scripture.  Before each book of the Bible is a in-depth overview explaining the history, setting, and intended audience.  The Scripture itself is jam-packed with verse-by-verse commentary, textual footnotes, and cross references as well as the aforementioned “Catalyst” notes.

This isn’t a Bible I would carry to church, but it definitely enhances personal study of the word—in community or individual settings.  While some of the footnotes may seem a little elementary to seasoned Christians, The Transformation Study Bible’s expansive commentary has something for everyone, including learned scholars.

*I received a copy The Transformation Study Bible from David C. Cook Publishers for review.  And I’m keeping it!*

Photo Essay:: Cape Cod, Part 1

In September, I went on a lovely trip to Cape Cod, Massachusetts.  But due to an insanely busy schedule, I haven’t been able to post my photos.  However, I decided to give you a sneak peek of what’s going to come…

I went on a Dolphin Fleet Whale Watch and finally got to see humpback whales!  I have wanted to see a humpback in the wild since I adopted a humpback whale in second grade.  Dreams do come true (and not just at Disney World). Yes, there are more whale pics to come!  I will dedicate a whole photo essay to humpback whales!

Little sparrow hanging out in Provincetown, MA.

Provincetown, MA

This is one of those pics that looks incredible when it’s bigger.  Currently, it’s my desktop monitor’s wallpaper.  I love how the gull is skipping over the water.

Plimoth Plantation

This is the Mayflower II, a reproduction of the original.

Pilgrim Fountain, Plymouth MA

This is another pic that looks amazing at its full size because you can actually see the moon!